status: floating

a very blue place on the internet

chillterpenes

nothing to buy. nothing to do. the water is fine.

sink slowly↓

you are here, probably

Our instruments suggest you are somewhere between a screen and a daydream. Accuracy: ± one (1) ocean. If you can read this, the current has carried you exactly where it meant to.

currently: floating

forecast

100% chance of drifting. Light cyan winds from the northeast. Thoughts may become fog by evening.

tide table

high tide: whenever.
low tide: also whenever.
please consult the moon, she knows.

lost & found

found: one (1) sock, slightly indigo. lost: the concept of tuesday. no questions asked.

things that are blue (an incomplete list)

  1. the deep end #0b1d51
  2. a whale's opinion #1e3a8a
  3. 4:58 am #4f46e5
  4. periwinkle, obviously #818cf8
  5. a swimming pool in a dream #22d3ee
  6. the inside of a yawn #a5f3fc

blueness dial

Adjust the blueness to taste. All settings are blue.

current blueness: medium-deep

frequently unasked questions

is this a store?

No. There is nothing here to buy. There never was. (There was, actually, but it floated away.)

what does it do?

It moves very slowly and is blue. That is the whole job, and it is doing great.

who is the eye?

A friend. It watches your cursor because it finds you interesting.

can I go deeper?

You're already at the bottom. It's nice down here. There's a bench.

a button that does nothing

it is waiting, patiently.